Who’s Hotter?

I Think There’s an App for That

The Happy Wayfarer
2 min readDec 11, 2021

I was checking in with FB before launching into some more compelling ventures when I came across one of those polls or other type games where they gather information about you by how you respond to colors, pictures or some other such nonsense when I came across the poll, “Who’s Hotter”?

Hmmmm…..

This looks like fun. And I started rating seriously hot women in two-by-two hot-off duels. And it was fun. And the women were, by and far, pretty screechingly HOT!

At first, it seemed like I went for all the blondes. A little later, it seemed like I’d switched to brunettes for a while.

All the women were listed with their names and I pretty much didn’t recognise any of them at all for quite some time. After a while I was starting to wish I’d been writing down some of the names because maybe they were seriously worth looking into… to discover what talents they posessed besides being hot looking.

One or Two?

It was a lot of fun rating those women by their looks. Pretty soon I started recognising some of the names. When I came to Ann Hathaway, I knew a bit more about her than just her looks. Couldn’t think of anyone off the top of my head who could beat her.

Interesting how the depth of arrousal changes and grows when you have a bit more to go on than just the looks. Same with when I came to Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lady Gaga and Jennifer Lawrence.

How do you end a Hot-off?

The hot-off continued and I knew more of the stars as it went. And it was interesting how the names I knew brought up different depths of emotional arrousal depending on my impressions of their acting and parts they’d played in movies I’ve seen.

After a while I started to wonder where the end of the hot-off would be. It kept going on and on and I started trying to quit but, every time I’d want to see the next two hotties. Several times I vowed I’d quit after the next hot-off.

Several of the hot-offs were so close. I had a very hard time making up my mind. So close… Can’t I say Both?

Other times, I wanted to say neither. Just not my type even though they were probably hot. I finally picked the less undesirable of the two. A few times, I was just not moved at all.

Finally, it came to the hot-off between Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jackson. Nope! I quit.

~The Happy Wayfarer

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